Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this cowshit town
Inside this tiny room.
The mate was a Gary May,
The skipper brave and sure.
Thirty one thousand set sail that day
For a three week tour, a three week tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the ARC and staff
The students would be lost, the students would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted cowshit town
With Croughan
The Skipper too,
The Multi-millionaire admins,
The football stars,
The Professor and undergrads,*
Here on Gary May Isle, here on Gary May Isle.