Ladies, what is the most obvious hint you've dropped that went unnoticed by a guy?

Okay so this is basically the opposite story of what you asked for but goes along the same lines. So I was hospitalized for a preexisting condition, had to stay for a couple weeks due to complications. My girlfriend at the time was fighting with me because I didn't want to share my hospital bed because any movement hurt. Had to have the nurse come and remove her because she was yelling at me. She ended up going to a lake 4 hours away in a different state with friends and honestly I have no idea where she went or what she did. I told her I needed a break and couldn't see her anymore. Fast forward a couple weeks and my best friend's younger sister, who had come to check on me in the hospital, was now checking on me at my house where I was bed ridden. Another week goes by and I feel comfortable to go to my friend's house. She is there and we are hanging out in their backyard. It is summer, the weather is beautiful, the sun has set. One of my other friends is laying on his back in the grass with his girlfriend sitting cowgirl grinding on him and they are making out. Me and my friend's sister, who are the only other people at the house, look at each other and smile because they are basically humping with clothes on. She says to me under her breath, "Damn, I really need to get laid". I chuckled nervously and said, "Me too". And then she just held my gaze and slowly lifted one eyebrow like she was trying to smell what I was cookin'. For about 30 seconds we held each other's gaze unblinking. All of a sudden it hit me. I stood up and said, "I'm gonna go inside", she said I'll come to. We we went inside and I just followed her up the staircase. No one was around and I still don't know where everyone living in the house went to. We ended up in one of the bedrooms (it was her brother's room but don't tell anyone) and she just stood there with her back to me. At this point there is a huge lump in my throat and I could not process a single thought. Adrenaline was pumping through my body. I slowly reached out and gently pulled her to me with my finger tips on her hips. She turned to me and put her arms around my neck. I don't want to be graphic and go in to detail but I proceeded to explore her toned 18 year old body. Over the next few weeks she helped me recover physically and mentally. This is one out of hundreds of stories where I wasn't turned down. She is an amazing person and we are still friends. That was 3 years ago.

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