Largest turnout of e-scooter riders at Lam Pin Min's meet-the-people session but footpath ban here to stay

I am not a support of the government but in this instance, imagine someone breaking out in the "Greatest Speech Ever?"

Gov't : We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the e-scooter delivery guys are pussies. And the dangerous PMD riders are assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dick also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies, all covered in shit.

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