I'm going to try. Pronouns are he/him/his.

I'm overweight. Receding hairline. Sometimes I have trouble sleeping. I'm allergic to long haired cats. I eat a lot of yogurt otherwise I get constipated. I drink and smoke pot more than I should, but I wouldn't say I have a problem. Sometimes my feet hurt. I miss my friends who got married and had kids and don't really have time to hang out any more.

I can't figure out what's wrong with the video card in my gaming PC. And I am waiting for a new keyboard to arrive for my other PC since I spilled beer on my old one last weekend and the space bar stopped working. So my evenings this week are just watching netflix since I can't play video games. I might go out to a bar tonight instead of sitting at home watching Narcos.

One of my favorite comic book characters is Archangel from the X-Men. I wish I had wings like him. So, Archangel-Kin?

My parents are divorced and I was bullied as a kid, but I'm mostly over it. My parents are good people who weren't meant to be together and I learned to stand up for myself when I was about 13 and after that the bullying stopped. Actually I look back at these as character building experiences.

I'm currently single but I have been on a few dates in the last month. Probably not going anywhere with either but I am optimistic about meeting people in the future.

This isn't a blog so I can't list people who aren't allowed to follow me. Please feel free to respond to this post. I may block you if you are a dick.

That's about it for me. What do I win?