Megathread: Intelligence report claims Russia has compromising information on Trump

Its over. Obama is gone now. nobody can protect or save you naughty kids anymore......He knows if you've been bad or good.....

Lucky for you, St. Nicholas comes early this year on January 20, 2017, but this time you will see his shadow, Krampus arrive first......

its only you and Trump now for 8 years or 12 like FDR. theres nowhere you can hide like rats or roaches.....

Now let's see you naughty disrespectful children insult President Trump after January 20......

I double-dog-dare you to insult him.....

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First off, he will track all of you down one by one and place you all on multiple C130 transport planes headed to the Alaskan Recreation Center (sounds fun, right?) or ARC in Anchorage Alaska, where you will dig and mine for gold all your life in the freezing subzero arctic weather.

As you dig you will sing our new Christian anthem "Let us bring him silver and gold! LET US BRING HIM SILVER AND GOLD!"

That gold will go towards the construction of a yuuuuuge Donald Trump statue in the heart of Washington DC for all to admire our Glorious God Emperor. Our Dear Leader expects nothing less from you except love and respect.

You will all learn to love, respect, and clap enthusiastically for him until your hands bleed. Guaranteed.

I dare you to stop clapping....

If you think this is a joke, get ready for a one-way trip to the ARC.......

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