The size of a can of pringles, however big that is.

First time it appeared, it was during my first week of uni, and we were all doing fresher's week. Our evening's activity was a pub crawl (going to numerous pubs, and having a drink in each). One of the fresher helpers (older students that volunteer to organise fresher's week) started chanting "(name) has a massive cock do dah, do dah", and encouraged everyone to job in the chanting. One fresher helper then proceeded to jump on a table, undo his belt, and withdraw what can only be described as the basilisk from his pants, with which he then helicoptered with gusto. Traumatised us all, but that was pretty much it.

Hang on you say, how do I know it was the size of a can of pringles? Time for sighting no. 2. Our area occasionally has a snapchat account that distributes nude pictures. The idea is that you (male or female) can send in nudes to this snapchat account, and these are then sent to anyone following the anonymous snapchat. It gets shut down after a few days of being up, but it's always fun to follow. Random evening, browsing snapchat stories, and I noticed this account had a couple of pictures up. First few were girls, so I kept going through. That's when I saw it. The Basilisk. Gargantua. Like the burj Khalifa, it towered above all. Next to it, I presume for reference, was a pringles tube. The full sized type.

It was talk of the uni for a few days, and I found out shortly after that it belonged to the guy at fresher's week.

I have seen what the porn industry calls a god.