Men of Reddit, what do you put in that tiny pocket in the right side front pocket of your jeans?

So, I was out drinking one night with some friends, and we were walking back to the car. It was pretty late, maybe 1 or 2 am, and there was a guy sitting on the sidewalk playing a guitar. Shortly after we passed the guitar guy, we saw another group of people walking towards us. Just after they passed the guitar guy, one if them called out "Play Wonderwall!" Guitar guy did not appreciate the suggestion, and started shouting "Fuck you! Play Wonderwall! Play Wonderwall! Fuck you! Play Wonderwall!" and chased after them, guitar in hand. As soon as he got to the group, one of the guys in the group shoved him into the bushes, and he dropped his guitar. Always interesting times downtown.

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