3. Moms and dads work hard to buy a nice house and send their kids to good schools ...

Moms and dads work hard to buy a nice house and send their kids to good schools so that their kids can get a good job, work hard to buy a nice house and send their kids to good schools, so that their grandchildren can get good jobs, buy nice houses and send their kids to good schools.

I'm glad you brought up drinking. I drink 2 bottles of wine a night and smoke about 3 dozen bongs.

Trust me, I drink for me.

I also drink because this world is a horror-show. An upsetting, disturbing horror show that I WILL NOT SURVIVE.

One of these days my heart will stop and I will have to die. It could disease. It could be a car accident.

I'm BORED. I don't see a reason I NEED to be alive. There are 8 billion people already.

Plus, it's annoying being alive. I have to go to work. I have to poop every day. I lose my keys.

It's all very undignified and I'm wondering what I'm doing here.

I'm also wondering why being alive is better than being dead.

I don't think you're smart enough to come up with an answer to that.

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