Joined the club last night. Got super drunk. Drank about 3 Red Bulls. Dont know what I was thinking. So many packs ripped. r/madlads
Pulled an elite from one of those pro packs. Literally had to go to the ER. Couldn’t stop shaking. Dr said what happened. Told him I pulled an Elite out of a pro pack. Then had to get rushed for Xrays from all the high fives I got. Kek.
Should I sell him or keep him? What do I do??? What price? How long? What time of day? Should I wear a blue or red shirt while I do it? Should I take a shit beforehand and when I do, should I wipe with my right hand or my left hand? Back to front or front to back? Or should I use this. Its ok guys ill just sit here and wait.
Also, are the servers down? Tried to microwave a hotpocket and the damn thing wouldn’t turn on. Fuckn EA
Thanks for your help guys: Here's some sweet AH tips and filters for the weekend. I know you guys need it. Not much being posted on it. I made about 4k in 2 hours. Get jelly
EDIT: Update. Just got scammed out of my elite. Guy said he would give me top dollar for it. I gave him the card. He never paid up. His Twitter is @ScammyMcScamster. Can’t believe I fell for it. I was going to use that money to fix my microwave too.
TLDR: Satire. Shitpost Friday. Just a game boys, lighten up. Real football starts in less than a week. Bring on TOTW. Good luck out there. Don’t fumble.
