Navy QB Keenan Reynolds at the State of the Union

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American American Athletic ConferenceAmerican

Logo	Team	Points per game	Wins
UCF	Central Florida Knights	13.9	0
Cincinnati	Cincinnati Bearcats	33.8	7
Connecticut	Connecticut Huskies	17.2	6
East Carolina	East Carolina Pirates	27.4	5
Houston	Houston Cougars	40.4	13
Memphis	Memphis Tigers	40.2	9
Navy	Navy Midshipmen	36.8	11
USF	South Florida Bulls	33.6	8
SMU	Southern Methodist Mustangs	27.8	2
Temple	Temple Owls	29.8	10
Tulane	Tulane Green Wave	19.7	3
Tulsa	Tulsa Golden Hurricane	37.2	6

What the Balls Say....

UCF Ball - Okay...what the fuck. If I tell other people who I work with about my 4 years at UCF, no one will believe we went beat Baylor in a bowl game but went 0-12 as well...moving on!
Cincinnati Ball - FIRE EVERYONE. COACHES MADE US AN EMBARRASSMENT THIS SEASON. SURE, WE BEAT THE U BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH...ESPECIALLY THE TALENT WE HAVE!!!
Connecticut Ball - Wow, we are so lucky.
East Carolina Ball - ASDFUCKASDF Why? Why? Why? We were so damn close to go bowling. sigh
Houston Ball - WHO'S HOUSE? COOGS HOUSE!!!^fuckyouuconn
Memphis Ball - I have to keep myself calm, we had a bad ending but we did beat Ole Miss.
Navy Ball - We saved The American. UMad tho?
USF Ball - We are the new UCF. Problem?
SMU Ball - My luck is horrible, but I'm used to it.
Temple Ball - Hey, at least we are getting more endowment and applications...and I got to say "hoot hoot bitches" to a Nittany Lion.
Tulane Ball - Meh.
Tulsa Ball - Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh we really do deserve more wins.

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