So the Official League Of Legends Facebook page just posted this rather odd post-

Skimming through that thread I found this guy claiming to have his last post on the forum -

Hello League of Legendaries community. I noticed that Vitali the Vampire was severly buffed the last patch usually they are easy but not this one.

I was laning solo top with my Master Yu. Recently i bought the Selected master Yu Skin (Looks like those laser sword guys from star trek). So i was ready to kill that Vitali. However everytime i hit him he just uses Bloodsucker to make my Hp go to his Hp bar WTF.

At first he wouldnt do it much and i own him but after lvl 7 things got worse he uses this more often than i auto attack. No choice gotta go full power on him, quickly i use my alfa attack and trigger mojo style inflight(thats how the pros do it). Guess what Vitali just makes himself invisible and i just stand in the middle of nothing not knowing what to do. I even bought Magenta wards to see him. whenever he vanished i placed a ward but it seems to have too long delay he just shows up after 2 seconds. So i knew i was in trouble so better get counter equipment, check his equip, oh okay just a hextech musket,boots of the mage, haunted face and marys diary 12 stacks.

I said to myself gotta take mdef. so i bought Babaras Veil because it blocks most of his spells (1) and clevers ending. Still no match against vampire man, i was so mad i yelled at my teammates and said in all chat "funny how you own with OP hero. No lucks.Only skill". Hold on "no skill, only luck". Luckily i had my friend walter the wolfman on my team. he is pro. he has like 800 ilos, he is a master.

He said to me " Yu lets genk". So we decided to genk. I pretended to be wounded by being in lane with low hp and caught Vitalis attention. Walter jumps out of the bush but doesnt use any ability and runs towards vitali who then uses invisibility. Walter quickly typed (man he can type so fast) "Yu dont be where he was. attack him where he`s going to be", so simple walter is genious. After Vitali uses bloody puddle i did mantra and tanked the few damages preparing to highrider and activate yoshis spirtsword while walter used endless thirsty, didnt even have to use champion master spell inflames. So i learned a valuable lesson today. If you lose ask walter to genk.

The guy's a genius, not a coincidence.

TL;DR: When in doubt, ask Walter the Wolfman to gank you.

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