Oh so Support wants to chat now, eh?

Thank you! I do love my fans! I mean, I don’t have the need, the spare time, nor the paranoia to delete all my comments like you do but I certainly appreciate the attention. To think my post inspired such an overwhelming desire to see what else I wrote, well, that just really makes this all worthwhile knowing you just couldn’t get enough!

I know, being negative here is such a distraction from all the happy drivers. I am so sorry to ruin your reading experience. I understand scrolling past things that don’t interest you is a chore that really taxes your intellect.

For the record, I have never said I hate Uber until today’s shitshow. The customers, on the other hand...

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