Dr. Terrorist, 50, retired Lieutenant Colonel and orthopedic surgeon specializing in spine surgery. So named because he is Middle Eastern and Dr. Terrorist sounded less offensive than Dr. CamelJockey (both of which I have called him to his face).
What the fuck. I don't know which one is more fucked up. If I were him, I would choose CamelJockey over Terrorist.
HamWarrior, 34, seasoned SJW who has fought on the frontlines for fat acceptance
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HamWarrior: No, I'm on birth control. pause And we use condoms every night.
I'm not sure how to respond to that, so I just soldier on.
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Dr. Terrorist: Why do these x-rays look so shitty?
Me: Because fat is like a black hole for radiation.
Dr. Terrorist: sigh
ಠ_ಠ Isn't fat transparent to X-rays?
Me: Ummm, you'll still be able to work out--
HamWarrior: How could he even talk about that?? He just looks at me and assumes I'm just a fat girl who needs to lose weight. I'm healthy, I don't have any health problems, I work out, but he just looks at me and bawwwwwwwwwwwww.
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HamWarrior: Well, a couple of weeks ago, I was working out and I noticed my back started hurting after I got home from the gym.
HamWarrior: I worked out again yesterday and I felt a sharp pain in my back that hurt so bad I started crying in the middle of the gym.
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HamWarrior: I-I-I have PTSD cuz I was bullied and abused all my life because of my size, and I'm f-f-finally comfortable with myself, and then the doctor just starts it all over again.
Horizontal size.
Dr. Terrorist: What a fucking cow.
That's a TL;DR