My son keeps a book of extremely strange and wacky tips including:

Never wear a cowboy suit in Ireland Never stay at a hotel in the woods When your parents ask you to do chores, pretend to be asleep and they'll forget Always try really hard If you invent something don't test it out with a live person Don't pronounce mom like mom say mum it'll be cooler Be scared of the middle of the Pacific Ocean Make your day better with seafood!!! Never say you are doing nothing to a parent Never invite someone sick to your party Don't use a pencil on thick and fancy paper Never fight in a war Always get the biggest bed If you have a bad taste in your mouth at the beach you may need mouthwash Never eat nuts you find in your yard

There's a ton more, but I can't be bothered to type anymore now.

Ps, he is 10years old and doesn't know I found this. Idk how long ago he wrote some of this but I keep on finding more new ones every day