I played softball when I was like 10 and my little brother was 2, my mom caught my brother licking a piece of gum that was on the ground. The ground at the place I played was like, paved, but had red dirt all over the place, so he was licking a piece of old, chewed gum off of a cement ground covered in gross red dirt. Ugh.

And another time my mom had to buy like $20 worth of shark gummies at a grocery store, they had these self serve candy section sold by the pound, my mom looked away for like three seconds and my brother grabbed a handful of these big gummy sharks, put them in his mouth, decided he didn't like them and then put them back. An employee saw, and was a total bitch to my mom and acting like she wasn't gonna buy the whole thing. She fully intended to bag up the gummy sharks and explain the situation, but this bitch like, watched her do it and then followed her throughout the store up until the check out line and loudly told the cashier what happened.