I'm a pilot, I fly a private jet, so I get to meet a lot of celebrities. Occasionally, they're friendly and I get to know them a little bit.

Snoop Dogg was exactly like you would think. Super chilled out. He gave me a high five, said "Wassup cap!" and passed out on the couch for the 90 minute flight. When we arrived, it was raining and I handed him an umbrella. It was really tough to resist the urge to say "this is fo drizzle" but I didn't say it.

Bruce Springsteen was really odd. Not very friendly. Left a massive turd in the lav that didn't go all the way down. The smell was pretty bad when I discovered it two days later.

Jimmy Fallon was the nicest most friendly celebrity I've flown, by far. A genuinely funny guy even in person. He actually should have been really angry with us considering he showed up to the plane before we did and then the flight was further delayed because we couldn't figure out how to get his kid's car seat to fit in the plane seats. He even tipped us. I was shocked.

Ivanka Trump was really pleasant. Very nice lady. It kind of made me believe all of this stuff you hear on the news about Donald doing a good job raising his kids.

The undertaker was by far the most massive person I've ever seen in my life. I was afraid he wasn't going to fit in the chair. His wife was almost as big . They were pretty nice people.

Phil Collins was pretty quiet, mostly just wanted to be left alone. But man, can that guy drink.