People who put pineapple on their pizza, how often do you dream about Hitler?

[SERIOUS] I definitely enjoy pineapple with jalapenos and bacon. It's fucking incredible if you enjoy hot-ish food. The pineapple adds sweet and sour flavor to the pizza that is absolutely delicious either on a thin crust or pan pizza. As for dreams involving Hitler... there were four in my lifetime and in each of them he's a version of himself where he's completely misunderstood as if he's the AntiChrist of Forrest Gump historical figures. Everything he does goes wrong despite his wish for things to turn around.

In the first dream he was a high functioning autistic child who was abused by his parents. In the dream I'm able to see his whole family tree and I can see back during several generations living near Prussia. They are abused by every army that passes through for generations. Mostly Napoleon features greatly in all these dreams.

His utter cruelty and malice towards Hitler's lineage and neighbors of his relatives tended to, at least in my dreams, create a kind of massive hatred and nationalism deep in the hearts of the would-be Germans.

There weren't any pineapples on pizzas in the dreams. There was a lot of violence and depravity and it's usually in the whole Black Adder vein of dark comedy.

In the last Hitler dream I've had, he's dressed as an old scholar and he's debating me on national television in the 1970s. No matter how I try and defeat him in the debate he always counters my position masterfully until I shoot myself on live television. I woke up absolutely hungry afterwards... and I did have a pizza in the fridge, now that you mention this.

Correlation? No. It's a coincidence. It has to be.

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