Halloween Party at college about 6 years ago. Theme was cartoon character night or some shit. I go as Tommy Pickles. I bought an undersized shirt so my stomach was visible and wore an adult diaper with screwdriver in tow (which worked great for a bottle opener). Normally you can't buy a single adult diaper, so i bought like a 20 pack. As is the goal at college to be drunk all weekend, and to make sure I stayed in character, I got really really drunk, and shit myself a lot. I think I went through about 3 diapers that night.

The next afternoon was homecoming so her family came up to visit. Her sister was walking around the back yard and asked why there were used diapers out there. My friend will still not let me live it down. The last time she brought it up (about 2 years ago) she went on a 25 minute tirade on how mortified her sister was when she found adult diapers with adult shit strewn across the backyard (apparently I threw my used diapers around or at people I don't remember).

I was at her wedding last year. It was pretty chill. We're gonna see Coheed and Cambria in May.