Linda Belcher: What?! That's not a "Linda" hairstyle.

Bob Belcher: It's not that bad.

Linda: Plus, I love how my hair looks now. Right, kids?

Tina: Yes.

Louise: Don't EVER change for anybody.

Gene: You're beautiful, mom!

Bob: I mean, you could change it up a little bit. Try something different.

Linda: What?

Teddy: Oh, you didn't just say that.

Linda: Why don't YOU try something different?

Bob: Linda, believe me I would, but I don't have much to work with.

Teddy: Yeah, me neither. That's why I always wear stylish hats.

Linda: Well, I'm not going to change my hair. It's not like we can afford it anyway.

Teddy: You should talk to Gretchen. I heard she's a great stylist.

Bob: Teddy...

Linda: Oh my god, yes! Maybe she can give me a discount.

Bob: Thanks, Teddy.

Teddy: No problem. You know, you could learn a thing or two about talking to women, Bobby.

Bob: Just finish your burger.