Well, if she can call herself the Queen, then I'm now King of Ontario. As such:

I declare that there will be no more asteroid strikes. I will be releasing back to work legislation later today.

Active people exhale eight times more CO2 than lazy people. I decree that any and all exercise is now banned. Procrastinate now...for the planet.

I am introducing a new measure to reduce extreme weather events, Climate Savings Time. We will be dropping thermostats 10°C in spring and raising them 10°C in autumn. Science.

To help Ontarians struggling with rent, we will be adopting the Roman calendar, which only had ten months in it... saving people thousands in rent!

Stay tuned for more decrees.

Yours, Mark, Rx, Etc.