He was one of my best friends since childhood but when he hit 15, he became a total asshole! Showing off one day he decided to start threatening me and saying "at least I have a dad" and a bunch of other shit. He'd rip the piss out of disabled people to their faces, act menacing around the elderly to frighten them, just a pure scumbag. When ever he was drunk, he would always try to fight me so I said fuck it and found a new group of friends. His drinking got worse, he started going a lot of drugs and he even hit a female friend one night! She was trying to tell him to walk it off and relax so naturally he punched out two of her teeth!! Complete dipshit at school, trying to put everyone down to make himself feel better...

Anyway, at 19 he knocked up his 16 year old GF who he had just started dating. I thought this would kick his ass into gear but nope! They had a baby girl and on the night of her Christening(now 20), he was langers drunk and walking along the (Irish equivalent of a) highway and he got nailed by a car. He was in ICU for three months and is now mentally handicapped. He's still "there" but he's a remnant of his former self. Girlfriend couldn't deal with his shit so she left him and took the baby. (He was always angry, aggressive etc)

When I came back to my hometown, I saw him in the pub. Still a cheeky cunt, he slurred an attempt of an insult at me to which I responded, "Ironic how you're less of a retard after the accident, how's your daughter and girlfriend?" The look he gave me still brings a smile to my face.

Truly the only person I hate and I had a lot of wannabe bullies trying to put me down as a kid. Them, I can forgive. Fuck you, Cian! I hope you live a long and miserable life!