So my apartment has two bathrooms one of the bathrooms is in the living room hall way but is also connected to my roommates bedroom.

So I’m with this girl and she went to use my bathroom so I just went to the bathroom in the living room walk in and the door to his bedroom is wide open. Him and this girl are gsomeone’soing at it but what makes it even funnier is she has his baseball jersey on.

So I walk in and start peeing and I notice them going at it. I couldn’t stop midstream so I keep peeing while they scramble to find clothes. My roommate then walks out butt naked and yells at me:

“Hey man! Someone’s gotta finish me off and she’s not gonna do it now!”

I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life