Another generic pretty girl on r/roastme... She knows that none of these half-assed roasts will affect her because she's just too self-confident. Well, fast forward a few years and you'll see this woman in a happy marriage with her first husband, probably the "popular guy" from school. She gets pregnant and they have a kid. Eventually she finds out that her husband has been screwing a chick from work. They get divorced and she gets custody of the kid. Fast forward a few more years and all her good looks are gone. Wrinkles under her eyes, saggy tits, gained more than a few pounds. This is where Tyrone comes into the picture. Tyrone knocks her up and then leaves her. Now she's 30 years old and looks 45. She is stuck with two different colored kids and she's incredibly depressed. She starts smoking and drinking and gaining weight and maybe a friend introduces her to meth. After a particularly long meth binge, she starts turning tricks to pay for the meth. Selling her body on the street. Now she's 40 and looks 60. She looks at herself in the mirror, a shell of who she once was.