(22f) There are two words beginning with V that can describe me, roast meeeeee

It’s gotta be vegan bc she had the blue Trader Joe’s employee hair, the shitty thrift store dress, garbage photography on her wall. Trying so damn hard to be qUiRkY bc she’s an empty vessel with no personality and nothing interesting to offer anyone, so being vegan gives her something to try and loom as a superiority over other people she’s essentially jealous and insecure over. It really don’t get any more text book basic than this. Your average “not like other girls” girl that’s exactly like all the other girls doing the same uninteresting and boring shit bc they’re not pretty enough to hang w the hot annoying hot girls they claim to hate but if a genie appeared and said I can wave a wand and make you into an insta baddie but you have to give up the shitty knitting hobby, ugly jewelry you make that no one buys on Etsy and forget those criterion collection movies you pretend to like to seem interesting for good she would snatch it up in an instant bc all that pseudo art chick bullshit at the core is essentially just a cope for having no cheeks and a butter face

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