"There was once a strong man in a village who has got a solid 10 body. But he had problems with his erection. He sought several treatments but none worked.

A good friend asked this man to visit a doctor in neighbouring village. The doctor checked him and prescribed a pill. The doctor said take this pill just before you slip under the sheets. But remember you can think of anything except a monkey while taking this pill.

Eager to try, the man headed home right away and took a pill. He remembered the doctor's instruction that he shouldn't think of a monkey, but he would always think of a monkey. He was never able to cure his erection, ever."

I guess whenever I see a pornstar, I would always think of you. There goes my erection for life.