[Serious]In meticulous detail, how would you describe being high on your drug of choice from start to finish?

I'm going to describe shrooms the first time with friends. So we divide the shrooms and munch them all down. After about 30 minutes you sink into were ever you're sitting, you don't really notice anything at first you just feel relaxed. The next thing you know your trying to look up songs to listen to on your phone but can't really think about what you want or how to find it. You give in and just find the first thing you see and that's when look at your friends face and you do a double take, you think "somethings not right here''. Your friends face looks wavy and it's almost hard to concentrate on. You then begin to stretch both your legs and arms with the inclusion of much yawning. By this stage your entire environment looks crazy so you approach the closes window. Once you enter the window you have been transported to a totally new environment the previous place you were is miles away and doesn't exist anymore you start to look at all the buildings and patterns outside and notice all the different peoples hair. You begin to yell at the people below and laugh at how funny their hair looks. You can see someone with dreadlocks walking a dog. The little dogs legs walking induces more laughing and yelling at the street. You're so loud now people are looking up at you concerned. After some time your mate pulls you back from the window to stop the yelling and BAM! your back in the room and the window has disappeared. The room is now totally different and you can't stop laughing, one of you're friends has now climbed up a bunk bed and your looking at him. He looks like his so far away and you can't even reach him you try but he's up in space and you have no idea how he will get back to earth. You laugh and laugh but he's gone now you must continue on. You start to walk back and forth and try to decide should I venture outside, you ponder on it for while but the decision has now been made the outside must be explored you approach the door, twist the handle and BAM! you're now free of the room and you're not coming back.

End of Part 1 please advise if you would like part 2.

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