I’ve never had a wet dream, but over the last month I’ve been having a record number of sex dreams, it’s almost every night. I had sex about two weeks ago without climaxing, and I don’t masturbate on the regular because I find it kind of boring and don’t want to make time for it to be more thrilling. I kind of think it’s coming a place of repression. Last night I dreamt trump was married to Laura Dern and we were flying into Tahoe to some fashion fuckfest, and me and bill Murray got lost trying to find the change room, so I just stripped and changed in front of him, peace’s out, found Laura Dern professed my love for her and we had lovely wild vintage porn quality loving all night long. sigh some sex may only be made for dreams... maybe that’s why we have them...