Sorry officer, just needed to get a Big Mac before you give me a McTicket.

Was driving once and I guess I looked at a cop the wrong way, I was a min away from my house when I saw him pull a U-turn to pull me over. I got my car parked and walked inside my house before he could even get his lights on. He came up to the house knocked on my door and asked me why I was "staring him down" when I passed him, and that is was "highly suspicious".

Me having serious bad luck with the Colorado Springs police department I just apologized because I was so sick of being fucking bullied by these guys. He made some smart ass remark about how he could arrest me if he wanted to for running away from him and getting in my house (wtf). I wanted to just scream at him so badly but I still kept my cool and just apologized yet again for "evading him", even though the mother fucker didn't even flash his lights, guess I was just supposed to read his mind.

He walks away and I go inside my house and sit down, I was breathing pretty heavy and was trying to calm myself down. Two min later I hear another knock on my door, was the same officer but this time he had a buddy show up.

The assholes asked me to sign this ticket he just wrote, confused as hell I look at the ticket, this fucking asshole wrote ticket for my car for everything he could possibly write, lowered car, modified exhaust, tint and obstructed view from spoiler (the spoiler was stock btw, WRX STi). It was well over 700 dollars in fines.

I never once came so close to killing someone, I just thought over and over in my head that I could just pick up that steel pipe I had laying on the front porch and just bash their brains out all over the sidewalk. That God I didn't, but fuck was it hard to stop myself from doing it.

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