WE ARE THE MEN OF THE HOUR TO SWEET TO BE SOUR; THE WOMENS PET THE MANS REGRET THE BEST YOUVE SEEN YOU HAVENT SEEN YET! THATS RIGHT YOUR CAROLINA PANTHERS BEAT THOSE PLEBS THE 49 ERS BECAUSE THEY HATE AMERICA IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Of course as always we have to give credit where credit is due. Jerry Richardson himself is crucial to everything we do because in all his righteous glory how can anyone on the field want to let him down (looking at TD). Then you have the Cam the man the NEWTON; WHO DESTROYED THOSE JOBBERS OUT THERE TONIGHT AND MADE THEM LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR MOMS HAAA.
Finally how can we ever forget the magical; majestical; monumental; sublime; sovereign CAROLINA PANTHERS FLAG RUNNERS who RAN unremittingly down our most sacred field dashing across the yard lines without hesitation or thought for life. They hold in their noble hands the symbol of the carolinas that strike absolute terror in the 49ers hearts tonight. The moment where you could see the nightmare in their eyes was no other than when our heros did their impeccable move known as the CRISSSS CROSSSSS APPPPLLEEEEEE SAUCCCCCE. They bob and weave in and out of one another dashing and racing risking life and limb as they contort the air around them with the hallowing black flags that give off the JUJU that will ULTIMATELY BRING HOME THE LOMBARDI TROPHY TO CHARLOTTE. They regard neither man nor Law when they have those Flags in their hands. They Risk ADHD; PLANTERS WARTS; acute dismemberment of the asnarcoplaxynomorphous; and they do it all for you and for JERRY THE SAVAGE RICHARDSON AND TO BRING ALL THE GLORY TO THE CAROLINAS.