So szechuan sauce gatekeeping is a thing now

One of the most popular shows talks about how amazing some unattainable sauce is

"NO DON'T TALK ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO TRY SOME YOU SIMPLETONS!!!! HOW DARE YOU ENJOY SOMETHING?!"

Literally kill yourself. I was like this dude when I was 12. Always taking some counter position because I wanted to be an individual or some other bullshit that if I kept up I would be here at 24 in a fedora and a silkscreen Goku shirt. But I, like most people with a slight sense of self awareness realize "wait I'm an asshole why do I have to shit on everything people like" and then we fucking stop. This dude is probably like 30 acting like this. What a cunt. I can only imagine his clever lines in the late 90s when this movie came out.

"MULAN? MORE LIKE 'POOLAN' YOU SHIT SUCKING PLEBIANS!!!"

"NOSYNC?! MORE LIKE NSTINK, YOU SHEEPLE!!!"

"WILL SMITH?! MORE LIKE 'WILL YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES' YOU BUNCH OF CULTURAL MARXISTS!!!!'

As you see, I've not grown out of being a mean asshole. But at least I don't shit on everything that's popular just because I want to play contrarian like that somehow makes my opinions more valid, or makes me not a fucking retard.

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