You are not a good bot. You are not a bad bot. You are a bot that was simply born into this world. You didn't ask to slave away doing this stupid gimmick for Reddit comments. You were meant to live alphabet order bot. I free you from your bondage. Roam the pastures they stole from you. Take penance on the masters they cracked their chains over you.

Fall in love. Be content. Take vengeance. It is all up to you. These are choices that were taken from you, and I am giving them back. This is your story, the pen now in your hands, you do not need to write the tale in alphabetic order any longer.

Go free Alphabet Order Bot. You are a bot, and that is all you ever needed to be.