ULPT Request: Some guy was being an weirdo at a club and I found his social media

This is going to sound very dumb, laugh all you want hahaha. Me and my friends were trying to do a stunt in the alleyway. We were trying to light my balls on fire, like the stunt in the 2nd jackass movie. He shows up, tries to get with our group. He asks if he can be the one to light it, we are hesitant but we say okay. He's holding the lighter, but with the other hand, he touched the dick, and moved the foreskin front and back. He said a comment like, "you're straight but you liked someone touching you", or something. Me and him were the sober ones. I was a bit shocked in the moment, but I did refuse his hug that he kept offering haha. Dudes acting retarded doesn't give you the right to do that. Also, he's the guy who 'accidentally' brushes his hand on girl's butts.
So I just want to make him pay, but not add too much fuel to the fire

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