ULPT: If you own a restaurant, spam DoorDash, Grubhub and Uber Eats with multiple listings of your place under different restaurant names. The place with the most virtual or ghost kitchens wins.

There's even online generators that help with this:

For example, here's a bunch of different names for a lemonade stand:

Barrel Lemonade

Lemonadeadil

Tastings Lemonade

Base Lemonade

Aroma Lemonade

Sensation Lemonade

Taste Lemonade

Pour Lemonade

Lemonadezoid

Habit Lemonade

Table Lemonade

Addict Lemonade

Jolt Lemonade

Fireside Lemonade

Lemonadeopedia

Essential Lemonade

Brew Lemonade

Necessary Lemonade

Grounds Lemonade

Dwell Lemonade

Lemonadetastic

Punch Lemonade

Energize Lemonade

Fast Lemonade

Brewers Lemonade

Bazaar Lemonade

Savor Lemonade

Lemonadeara

Flavors Lemonade

Indulge Lemonade

Lemonadeegy

Lemonadebia

City Lemonade

Cozy Lemonade

Wake Lemonade

Grow Lemonade

Lemonadeorama

Lemonadeella

Crave Lemonade

Lemonadeporium

Commune Lemonade

Revolution Lemonade

Lemonadeable

Quick Lemonade

Ground Lemonade

Ritual Lemonade

Solitude Lemonade

Lemonadecog

Lemonadeooze

Daytime Lemonade

Sunrise Lemonade

Lemonadeistic

Roadhouse Lemonade

Cheers Lemonade

Joe Lemonade

Lemonadeorzo

Dream Lemonade

Breakfast Lemonade

Cuppa Lemonade

Just Lemonade

Collective Lemonade

Gallery Lemonade

Quality Lemonade

Exchange Lemonade

Casual Lemonade

Creamy Lemonade

Awaken Lemonade

Awake Lemonade

Sweet Lemonade

Fuel Lemonade

Dive Lemonade

Lemonadearo

Lemonadeex

Burst Lemonade

Iced Lemonade

Lemonadeish

Goodness Lemonade

Culture Lemonade

Lifesaver Lemonade

Chair Lemonade

Crossroads Lemonade

Lemonadeaholic

Lemonadeaza

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