I'm still waiting on that Bethesda announcement with baited breath, and really, desperately hoping that the following doesn't happen:
Red velvet curtains sweep back from a totally blacked out stage, revealing a lone developer clutching a DS4 controller standing in a muted yellow spotlight glow. The crowd sitting in rapt silence, all anticipating what we've wanted all these years.
We're very excited about having you all here today he begins, we've been working on this one for years.
The crowd audibly sit forward in their seats, a few flashbulbs popping, brightening the otherwise pitch black auditorium.
We incredibly honoured by the amount of faith you've shown us, and how much patience you've shown where it comes to our development process. We, Bethesda, and me personally...
The back of the stage lights up from the gloomy, miserable black, slowly from the bottom, a royal blue sweep slowly taking shape into legs, broken by a yellow sash for a belt widening out into an enormous Vault Boy.
In allowing us the time to get this right, and to do what all of us wanted us to do.
The crowd are almost beside themselves with excitement as the hidden speaker distributed around the hall start piping out, rising in volume, Arden and Ohman's I Stumbled Over You.
Coming THIS YEAR to the Playstation 4, exclusively
Some of the journalists have starting fainting, others delirious with anticipation.
The complete redevelopment of Fallout 3, with all the DLC available to re-purchase!
Stunned silence.
A lone clap.
The lights dim to near nothing.
