I made a hidden blade Took it to school to show friends Show amazing blade demonstration Blade slits wrist, friends screaming, blood everywhere Realise that I need medical help but know bringing weapons to school is a big no no Walk outside of school while covering wound with jumper Dispose of blade near woods of school While walking back passout Wake up in hospital, police there saying that kids told them I bought a knife Respond with, what are you talking about. Say I was fucking with metal pen and it snapped cutting me No knife so they have nothing but witnesses Cops and school think everyone was lying like assholes I get away free Last time I ever made a hidden blade