Machiavellian Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No Tory landslide? An escape from austerity?

Polling implies, we've looked through their lies, to see...

If I’m still poor boys, they’ll have it in for me.

Choking on radio

Do Lib Dems / hate homos?

Gay sex ain’t a sin though, doesn’t really matter to Tim…or May

Mummy - just killed a lead

Tried to to get the housing spread

When the pensioners were dead

Mummy - polls had just begun

But now she's gone and Goved it all away

Dimble! OoOoh, (on good form Tim still blows)

Didn't mean to make you cry

If May's not on TV this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters...

Too late! That time has come.

Slashed police if there's a crime, face is gurning all the time!

Goodbye, everyTory - she's got to go!

Gotta leave you all, thereby, to face The Youts

Mummeh - oOoO - I don't want to die

I sometimes wish we'd never even had the gallllll

I see a little hippy ghetto of a man

Grimey King? Gardening? Can he make that based jam doh?

Yougov polls are tight tings, very, very fright tings, ye

(Jeremeo) Jeremeo, (Jeremeo) Jeremeo, Jeremeo Here We Go

Man - i - festo o o o o ^o

^{I'm just a pob Gove, nobody loves me}

He's just a pob Gove, wipes his sweat clammily!

Spare him his life from this Marxist deceit!

^{Easy come, easy Gove, will you let me Gove?}

Borismillah! No, we will not let you Gove

(Portillo!) Borismillah! We will not let you Gove

(Portillo!) Borismillah! We will not let you Gove

(Portillo!) Will not let you Gove

(Portillo!) Will not let you Gove

(Portillo!) Ah, nove, nove, nove, nove, nove, nove, nove!

(Voting's here, still austere) Mummy Maya, let me go

Blokesdownthepub have a Jezil put aside for MaAay, ThursdaAay,

For Mayyyyyyyyyy

So you think that the pollsters smush numbers and lieeee?

Dianne Abbott's gone rogue and just car-crashed on Skyyy?

Oh...May-bae

Can't do this to us May-bae

Just gotta turnout

Just gotta put one x right here

Tory dreams in tatters,

PM ripped away...

Cabinet blood splatters...

^{Nothing really matters...}

^{To May}

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^{Anyway, we'll still lose...}

edit: fuk it i'm recording this shit, bear with me lads