What has been your biggest "I have to get the fuck out of here as soon as possible" life moment?

I'm a guy. Moved into a new town, second day living here I went to the shops the get a few things. I came back to see a dude who I had said hello to a few times when i was moving and he said hello again as i went closer. He asked me if I was busy and I said no to which he asked me if I wanted to come and have a beer with him in his place. Well me being my naive self i thought hey why not let's get to know the neighbors. We get to his place and he hands me a beer and says "I'm bi-sexual btw". Naturally I'm a bit confused at this point as to why he would say that out of the blue to a stranger and I get an answer a few seconds later as he starts bombing me with questions and sentences like "Can I suck your dick?" "You're so cute I wanna taste you" "It feels just like when a woman would do it". Wasn't too keen on the idea so I kept saying no multiple times and tried to divert the conversation somewhere different. We went to sit on the couch and talked a minute or so about menial stuff like education and whatnot until I notice his hand moving towards my crotch area. I move his hand away, stand up, chug the beer and proceed to come up with an excuse to leave and then leave with him saying that his door is always open if I want to... do something.

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