Back in Marine Infantry School there was this machinegunner, stereotypically big, dumb, and mean. Guy must've been 6'4 and 230 pounds. Well he decides to fuck around on the smallest guy in the squad bay, this little 5'4 130 pound honduran kid, kid was an anti tank missileman. This little guy climbed all over him like a spider monkey. He literally jumped on the big one, climbed up him, ended up behind his back, put him in a choke hold, and proceeded to punch him in the face with one arm while choking him out with the other. Big guy didn't even connect with a single punch.

The sergeants saw it, thought this was absolutley hilarious, and made the little one the squad leader over the machinegunners, and forced the big guy to follow him around as his "assistant." Was probably one of the most unpredictable outcomes on a fight I've ever seen.