FINALLY. FUCK YOU RACHEL.

I know a girl named Rachel. She is a cunt. She uses Facebook as a diary. Literally.

week 1: "My mom is soooo supportive! I'm so glad to have someone like her during my recovery. #Blessed".

week 2: "How can I legally claim an estrangement from my mother?? She is such a bitch. I hope she trips on her own shoelace and dies."

She will post, no lie, about everything in her life: blackheads and her obsession with popping them, her "supah kewl skater boy who's sponsered", "I'm 21 and a recovering alcoholic. Thank you God for helping me with my path." & "I relapsed. But I'm still strong Day by day." Or: "Weed is just as bad as alcohol, so glad I quit" and then "Sooo lit".

All coming from a girl who is the most opinionated, loud, basic and annoying person I have ever met. And bonus - if you question her opinions, she deletes and blocks you. "I don't need to answer any questions" is normally her response.

Once, after her boyfriend didn't buy her flowers on Valentine's day, she snuck onto his FB and posted on his behalf criticizing both him and her (so, talking about herself in the 3rd person)... Then got increasingly angry when people called her out on it, then deleted the status and went back onto her own FB and posted a status saying: "Are you there Mark Zuckerberg?? It's me, Rachel." Realizing how stupid and childish she sounded.

Seriously - you name it, she has posted about it. When someone died of an overdose? "Make no mistakes. Drugs did this." Oh, Obama did something you didn't like? : "blahblahblah if you don't agree with my opinion, you're an uneducated fuck".

She posts the most personal and intimate details of her life. I cannot stress this enough: her relationship, her body, sex, her parents, her recovery, school, work.. You could literally steal her identity based off her Facebook posts.

And she has herpes. Waiting on that post.