Oh man, a bunch of teachers got fired from my high school. It was awesome.
I went to Catholic school so we always had to wear uniforms, but sometimes we would have "dress-down" days. Basically you paid $5 which was donated to charity and you could wear whatever you wanted within reason. They used to have a motto, "If you question whether or not you can wear something, don't wear it."
Anyway there was this girl, let's call her Jan. Jan was super sexy. She was short, petit, but she had big ass titties. One dress down day she was wearing this really tight sweater and this old chem teacher said something to her along the lines of, "If that sweater gets any tighter you're going to bust through it!"
He got fired.
Every Catholic school I went to had a priest that was responsible for the school. He was like the principle for the Catholic side of the school. One of these priests was Father Bob. Father Bob came after Father Sean left to go take over Telecare.
Well Father Bob was a bit of a loose cannon. My friends and I always used to make jokes that he was drunk whenever we heard him speak or we would encounter him in the halls and chat.
We weren't wrong. Father Bob got pulled over drunk, half way through a bottle of liquor, and in possession of HERION! Father Bob got "disappeared". We weren't even allowed to ask where he went.
But wait! There are more!
I can't remember his name or what he taught because I never had a class with him, but there was this teacher who started fucking one of my fellow classmates. I don't remember who she was either, but the school found out, he got fired, and together they moved out of state and got married. Fucking weird.
Then there was Mr. Connors. He was a younger guy and he came there when I was a junior. He taught American history and he was a cool teacher. Unfortunately for Mr. Connors, he didn't realize how internet savvy his students were. Someone found this web shots album with him in it at this back yard kegger. He was red faced and completely wasted. There were like 10 pictures of him with his face buried in different chicks titties, pictures of him doing keg stands, it was funny as hell. Well, it was funny to us, the school didn't like it so they fired him after the year was over.
Then there was the bulldyke lesbian Ms. Nolan. I was actually partially responsible for this one. See when you go to a private school and pay over $10,000 a year for an education, you have some pull and when teachers do shit that is messed up, they get fired.
Ms. Nolan wasn't even a real teacher, she taught a class called morality. It was one of the Catholic classes. She was like a nun, but she wasn't a nun, she was just this old single, mean, miserable, bitch.
One day she is going on about relationships and the moral thing to do, and she goes off on this insane ranting tangent about divorce. She starts saying that people who get divorced go to hell and without an annulment they aren't actually divorced so if they remarry they are committing adultery.
Now I had perfect grades, I was a great student, and everyone knew me. I called her on her bullshit. I told her how insanely wrong she was for telling me my parents were going to hell and how they can't be expected to suffer because of some arbitrary rule. I mentioned that forgiveness is between a person and God and she had no business telling us that some people were damned. She flipped out on me and actually gave me detention for confronting her with her bullshit.
I went home and told my father about my psycho teacher and how they were going to hell. He called the school and demanded a meeting with this woman. He wanted her to tell him to his face that he was going to hell and explain that to him. The school was very upset with this teacher, rightfully so. In the private sector things need to be done to keep customers happy.
They cancelled my detention and pulled me out of the class. I got study hall instead, while still getting credit for the class. She was allowed to finish out the year, then she was fired.