What do you do for a partners birthday when you're poor?

Make him a card with a set of redeemable favor cards: these are small squares that can be cut out and handed to you. Like little tickets.

One foot rub or I am your waiter for the day. A long slow massage You can make them sexual if your comfortable doing that. Like you get to watch me clean the house in the nude. Blowjob, sex slave for the day Make some of them funny like have an itch you can't reach with scratch that spot as needed. Things like a day trip wherever you want to go.

Spice up the meal by purchasing a white table cloth 2 wine glasses even if your not having wine a candle. Sprinkle gold glitter on the white table cloth. Play some soft music and serve the meal in three sections an entree a main and desert. I have no idea as to your food budget or what type of food is his favorite.

You can make the meal as part of the gift.

Beer served in the wine glass.

A small bowl of soup tomato soup with toasted buttered and faintly spread with marmite or Vegemite fingers.

Or pumpkin soup with butterd toasted bread cut into dippable fingers.

Or miso soup

You can't go wrong with steak If steak is too much make mince hamburgers Mashed potatoes with bacon bits and cheese on top.

Fine grate chocolate over the ice cream. With a dash of caramel or chocolate sauce with a single fresh cheery or fine chopped mint.

Or make a layered jelly cake This takes a bit of time but is very cheap Set each layer of jelly in a cake pan before doing the next layer. Like cherry then lemon then cherry the lemon and so fourth until its full

If you have a car you can pre make the meal drive him to a viewpoint spont weather depending and serve it as a picnic. In which case I would make steak bacon and cheese wraps or sandwichs Take the soup in a thermos to keep it warm.

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