I think I know exactly what you're talking about because my poop was trying to come out whenever I was at work and I ended up spraying hot wet shit all over my penis.

Luckily I had to run into a meeting so I had no time to clean it up but my dad's friends were around and suffice it to say they wanted to clean it up all the time.

They were pointing at it and smelling it and depending on what you call clean, they licked it dry. We made the most business that year and everyone was completely had the customer dance.

How do you want to go to hang out at your house and my dad's friends can cum on you so they can show you what they can do with their finger (is the best)???