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But yeah, dude.. better fucking get baptized, just in case. And don't trust any of those "shenanigan" religions, like ya wanna stick with the name brand product. You know, like when you go get mayonnaise for your sandwiches ya wanna get like, most people seem to go for the Miracle whip, but I prefer the Hellman's. It's not worth it saving however many like dozens of pennies, to go for the generic clone name brand type. They're probably close to being outdated and you can bet, by the looks on the jar, looks like it tastes bad. So this is like an analogy for religions. Ya got them shenanigan ones like the Jehova's witness shit.. these mormon guys in, where.. utah.. the latterday saints, who else.. those eastern europe guys there with the onion dome churches. I think that's "orthodox"? Then ya got the protestant.. not even sure what that means. How about scientology, like jeez.. that's a fucking sci-fi shit, man. Who knows what's going on with the people at that wailing wall and those beards and hats. The Jewish people, whatever the deal with their religion. Then the Islamic Muslims.. What's the term there.. Islam is the religion, and muslim is like someone who practices it. They're all super gung-ho about their stuff, wow. No questions asked. Just do like the rest of the herd. All this shit there, I wouldn't trust any of 'em. You think the Bible was written by some authors, well those other ones, those are who knows who. At least this catholic one that is the more popular one with the Pope as the head honcho.. I'd sorta like, trust that one more. ok so you'd like go to a church and do the baptism shit.. You know.. just in case like uh that horror movie shit is like "real". You know what I mean? That's a fucking corner you don't cut. lol.

Fuck, already at 10047 characters.. and I analyzed like what half of a sentence.. hahaha. You really started it off on a bad foot there though. I'm agnostic, that means on the fence. I don't see enough proof to warrant a foolish belief. However, from the bits of stuff I heard, like through psychics and clairvoyants, sounds like there is this God and the heaven, "hideout". That's like the Batman and Robin hideout cave. heh. So I wouldn't be so sure about this straight-up, "agnostic" route you're going man. How the fuck do you know, like "guaranteed" there isn't this shit the clairvoyants talk about on the other side when you die. These bitches go find missing kids when the cops hire 'em. So better pay attention to that other shit they say. For me though, if you look at it that way, the God thing exists and this heaven place.. but what is bullshit is all these "religions" where it's just some monks or something back then writing a fucking "novel" about some of the bits which may be true. The lot though, sure seems to be "hogwash". lol. ok.. so I don't like it either when they're "agnostic". You're saying 100% for sure what those true psychics say goes on after you die. Right there though, that's you being illogical. So, your problem. Just like the how the "maybe" about if half that shit in the horror movies is true, you may get like "possessed" if you're not "baptized". So I'd uh, head down there one day, and just get splashed with water and go, "k" after. Ya don't gotta go to church after.. but just in case, ya know.. cause, well, fuck, gotta keep it short here.. but think of "horror movie" shit with evil stuff, k.

Next.. now. lol.

ok I'm just reading some of this..

However, if you spend enough time reading different religious texts, from all the religions, you will see some constants.

yeah.. there's some kind of common theme with their different books. I think it's usually, just be a "good guy".

For example the story of Cain and Abel.

Heard the term, not familiar with the "fable". Remember, all that shit is "Shakespeare". So when I was at church as a kid it all went out the other ear. So what happened with these couple guys. Sounds like the Amos & Andy from before. lol

Cain didn't get same reward for his hard work and got mad, killed his shepherd brother.

ok so shepherd.. their job was managing sheep. What's going on there? Didn't one of them kill the other for fucking his girlfriend? Cain's a bit of a chump there.. who's the other guy, Amos.. or was it Andy.. either way, so he got paid more by the hour. You don't go kill somebody because they got paid more. What's up with this Cain guy. Hope he went to the "slammer" after for a few years. Musta been disgruntled stepping in goat poop once in a while, while working.

You can also think about how jealousy, if left to grow, will make you murderous.

Yeah, you gotta watch out for that O.J. sort of stuff. Just get another bitch and move on, ya don't kill her. Sheesh.

Sometimes the truly hard work of growing plants for sustenance is overlooked and not appreciated as much as the fatty parts of an animal,

Wait, hang on here, what's going on there.. sound like Cain was growing weed, and this other guy, who was it, Andy.. he had animals.. Well no shit, he'd get paid more. Why didn't Cain get some buffalo instead or something. Don't go kill the other dude cause he's making more money trafficking coke.

What most people miss about the story is that Cain left the presence of God, built a flourishing city and ultimately destroyed the world.

What's this? The Cain dude kills that Amos guy and then he "built a flourishing city"? WTF.. was this like after he did 25 years? ok so how do you go from weed grower to like "built a flourishing city". What the fuck. Quite the character though, you try "building a flourishing city". Sheesh. But uh, how did he stop going to church when Jesus wasn't even around yet. Didn't that shit only start after him. Who knows what's going on with these guys.

built a flourishing city and ultimately destroyed the world.

so after he built a flourishing city, how the fuck does that ultimately destroy the world. I think ya missed like a movie script line there with the in between. Sounds like it went "south" though his building a town.

Now this world could be the literal world and the big flood was how the world got destroyed

Yeah, ya gotta watch them floods there eh. lol. Maybe put your houses up on like big sticks. I never liked basements, always flood, bugs down there. Shouldn't have no basements. Digging into the ground, seems a bad idea. Probably evil that digging into the ground with these basements. So the shit flooded eh. You'd think with like wood all over, they'd have some boats around. Couldn't you do fishing for a bit? Plus fuck, just drink the water even if it's salted.. better than no water, I bet. Even though you're on a boat, you can fish. And hey, isn't it warm out there. They don't have to deal with no winter like up here. So that's fuck all for a big outfit. The biggest bitch out there, is winter. So these guys had it easy, even if there was that "flood" stuff. Figure out how to like get water from the uh, condensation stuff like them campers. Fish.. you'll be allright even though ya gotta hang out on your boat for a while.

Now this world could be the literal world and the big flood was how the world got destroyed by God because there were no good souls left on the planet.

ok good idea.. I like this. Maybe once you reach the billionaire level like I talked about in other posts.. ya get the A.I... doing shit off planet and stuff. If ya wanna "take out the trash" around here, fire up a "flood". I like that.. we'll keep that in the "arsenal". Get A.I. to figure out how we could fire up a "flood". That way you don't have to push that red button to take out the trash. lol. Thanks for the tip! ;-) Wasn't me that was the bad guy, it was the "flood". lol.

and the big flood was how the world got destroyed by God because there were no good souls left on the planet.

See, he's a bit of an irritable chump that God guy.. If you kill somebody, you go to jail. We got 'em this guy now. What's that.. "genocide". Motherfucker.. see, he's bad ass. Hey, I'm starting to like this God guy now. He doesn't fuck around.. takes out the trash, even though it's highly illegal and you could get the total death penalty. heh.. Maybe we could have a chat with him about just tweaking his operations instead of turfing his ass out like Saddam Hussein, or that what's his name.. "Muammar Gaddafi".. fuck did they ever turf that guy out on his ass. So yeah.. come to think of it, this God guy's kinda cool the way he said, fuck this shit, I'm "flooding" the bastards. But some of this other shit, is sorta irritating. So we'd kinda like file our grievances and if the bitch does nothing, A.I. will turf him out like a Saddam or a Muammar. I kinda like that "flooding" stuff though.. sorta thinks along the same lines. Hey, takin care of the "over-population". Now less people in front of you at the check-out line-up. Plus, hey, look on the bright side.. less "unemployed" people.

and the big flood was how the world got destroyed by God because there were no good souls left on the planet.

ok so he took out the trash because there were no good souls left on the planet. Hey.. this sounds sorta like now. All these fucking smart phone zombies who ignore every body. That's fucking rude. ok.. so yeah.. we'll keep that gameplan tactic playbook, in mind, about the flood. Good one, God dude.. high five. heh.

You can also look at it personally. Maybe Cain is the dark side of yourself and that you can live only "on the dark side" and flourish, but it leads to destruction.

What are you talking about there.. is this some sort of metaphor? Don't do no Shakespeare shit on me man.

Maybe Cain is the dark side of yourself and that you can live only "on the dark side" and flourish, but it leads to destruction.

So if you're bad, that's bad? What about God though, taking out that trash with that flood. That sounds "bad" to me. Moving on. lol.