Me and my wife went to a sex hotel that had a private outdoor area with a pool and some chairs. We took some LSD and started fucking all over the room. In the hot tub, shower, sauna, bed, basically all over the place. Sex on LSD is some crazy shit, but we planned to flip it with some MDMA later in the night. After fucking for 3 or so hours, we dropped the MDMA and went outside to the pool/patio area to cool off and let the MDMA come on.

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After smoking a couple cigs, we decided to go back inside, but realized that the sliding glass door had locked behind us. We were stuck outside butt ass naked coming up on MDMA while tripping on around 200ugs of LSD and had no phones. Luckily, the pool had an elevated section that we were able to stack a chair on to be able to see over the wall. My wife wasn't tall enough to see over it, and I didn't know Spanish (in a Spanish speaking country), so I had to look for a security guard walking through the hotel grounds, and once I saw one, she had to yell over the wall what had happened to us.

I have no clue how long this process took, but we were eventually able to tell him that we had a problem. He told the cleaning staff, and they called the room several times, but there was no phone outside. Eventually, two cleaning ladies, one in her 50s and one probably in her 70s, entered the room, slowly came up the stairs and let us back into the room.

I don't know if they knew how high we were because they seemed to be more embarrassed than we were. To be honest, I was so fucking high at this point and so happy that I was back in the room that I didn't even give a fuck and would have given them both hugs if they hadn't scurried away so quickly.