I don't know man picture this you're going to Festival that day you're going to be walking around a lot so you cover your loins and Gold Bond powder you have a great time you're smiling and laughing when you come home we will collapse under the bed exhausted after a hard day of having fun and eating exotic foods she wakes up slightly before you she's loving you and very happy because of the great day you've had and she decides to give you a special treat so she goes down underneath the covers but just then startled awake you let loose and exotic food fart that blows a cloud of aerosolization Gold Bond powder into her eyes and mouth she screams and runs around the bedroom running face-first into the wall and collapses backwards hitting her head on the dresser there's so much blood you don't know what to do you scream to the gods and Agony if only you hadn't used the Gold Bond powder