I had a time travel dream last week. In my dream, I walked into an office and saw an older cousin worked there. I tried walking in, but the secretary stopped me.

The secretary: "Sir, can I help you."

Me: "Yes, I'm Tom's cousin. I just wanted to say hi."

Secretary: "Uhm...sir...what year do you think this is?"

Me: "It's 2022 of course!"

Secretary: "What...no. You think it's 2020. And it's actually 1992"

Me: "Me, no way!! I haven't even been born yet." (I was born already)

Later in the dream, I got lunch with my cousin and other relatives. I showing off that I was from the future. They were especially impressed with my smartphone.

Me: "And you can call anybody from anywhere!"

Them: "What's this? (pointing at Netflix app)

Me: "Oh that, that's not important. Nobody actually uses that."

The pressure in the room finally burst and they were asking for investment advice. I told them "WorldCom" and "Enron" were sure things.