What was the most fucked up thing your ex did after you broke up?

Little late to the party so I doubt this little story will be seen.

So, sevens years ago my ex and I were getting divorced after I found out she was cheating on me with some random guy she met on the internet (Wow of all places. Solidified my distaste for MMOs).

She basically moved her things out the same day. Left me in a precarious position due to the only reason I was staying in thay country was for her) she wanted to stay very close to her family and I opted to leave mine and my friends behind for it). Weirdly it was a couple of months before my Green Card was up for renewal.

Anyway, moved into a friend's house while I tried to figure out if I was going to stay of move back home overseas. Decide to move back to Australia, tell friend that I am taking back a small amount with me and to tell my ex that she can have the rest (furnishings mostly), as my friend worked with said ex.

That day I worked rather late, crash and sleep in ad I had the next day off. Woke up around lunch time to my soon-to-be-ex-wife staring at me. I am still partially asleep and Mt brain has not caught up to reality. Just state at her for a few moments before she starts yelling directly in my face. Finally realise what is going on, but I am more preoccupied with the fact that I am naked and have morning wood. Trying to get an word in about her leaving the room while I get dressed, all the while bunching up the sheets to try and hide myself. She isn't hearing me and continues to yell about 'how dare I tell my friend he can keep our things and that she can call the police while they help her take everything away right now.'

I finally remember that this isn't her place and she's effectively broken into someone's house. Throw the sheets off, stand fully erect and meet her dead in the eyes, watch her's wander down, get flustered and scram out of the room lowing me to get dressed.

Walk into the living room and tell her about her B&E. She shuts up, I tell her I was not giving anything to anyone and when I moved home she can take all 'our' shit. Looked out the windows and there is the guy she cheated on me with pacing up and down the footpath. Apparently he was concered for her safety. Made me laugh as I had nevef raised my voice at her the entire time we were together.

Shit got sorted although I was inclined to call the police.

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