A friend of mine (well call him billy) used to work at "the east coasts largest distributor of adult material", I'm jot sure how true that was, it was just a relatively small store front, but I digress. He was working behind the counter one day and I popped in to visit and hang out and have lunch. He tells me that he sold a fellow a vhs earlier in the day and the guy had come taken the bus all the way back to return it after only a few hours. Now normally they wouldn't take returns but this guy was very insistent that this was the most fucked up thing he'd ever seen and he wants his money back, so much so that he took the bus all the way back (which apparently was sort of an ordeal). Bully eventually decided "fuck it fine, here's your refund ", so now he has it back behind the counter, he tells me the above story and asks if I want to watch it with him to see just what was so wrong with this video.

So we pop it in the vcr behind the counter. It turns out to be a film by someone who I think is called Max Hardcore, some old dude who wears nothing but a Panama hat and the ole' tube sock/sandals combination, which is gross enough on its own. The first scene is with what appears to be a Thai or Vietnamese girl who look all of 12 years old, and it's pretty standard anal stuff up to the end. So he pulls out and gets on oh those plastic pipe adapters like you might find at any hardware store that connects pipe of different sizes and puts it in her ass holding it open, he then proceeds to finish in this piece of pipe while she's laying with her head down and rear in the air upside down. He then gets a bottle of what I assume is seltzer water and files her ass with it. Then he produces a length of silicone tube which he puts one end in the pipe adapter and the other end in her mouth. She then proceeds to blow bubbles and gargle with the liquid now in her ass and eventually drinks it.

And that is the story of how I saw it all.