I went to one of those last resort house parties after a night out. The town I live in was one of the most bombed towns in Europe during the troubles in Northern Ireland for some background and there is still the occasional evacuation of houses and threats. So we were drinking away at the party and the cops end up surrounding the house. Turns out one of the dodgy people there that is a known head case called a bomb scare to the house. He took off all his clothes and when the cops came in to look around he started throwing punches and kicks at every cop he could. He even punched a female officer in the face. He was jailed after it for a few months (Only that I know). It was like the scene from Bronson where he covers himself in butter and fights the guards. After that night i have vowed to never leave my comfort zone. It really was so random the whole story seems completely made up. There was definitely an article in the local paper which I tried finding there now to back this up, but for some reason I can't get it.