What pick up line did you say and worked?

-Do you know what people are saying behind your back? - nice butt

-if it's true that you are what you eat, I could be you by tomorrow morning

-I'm no rooster but watch what this cock'll do to you

-are you a waitress? Because I wanna put a tip in your box

-does your left eye hurt? Coz you been lookin right all day

-are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years

-I'm not a photographer but I could picture us together

-Hey, I'm afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing for your attention

-is your dad retarded because you're special

-can I follow you? Because my mum told me to follow my dreams

-Hey I just wanted to let you know I'm beautiful

-Do you believe in faith? Because I just lost my fleshlight and then I ran into you

-Do you have any Russian in you? Do you want to?

-Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all of my prayers

-That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor

-Can I take a picture of you so I could show my friends that angels do exist?

-Lifes too short not to fuck on a first date

-do you work at subway? Because you just have me a footlong

-Do you work for UPS? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package

-Do you have an inhaler, because I heard you got that ass ma

-Youve got nice legs, what time do they open ?

-which one of you has the lowest standards?

-is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in them jeans

-I'm no whether man, but you can expect 9 inches tonight

-see I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2 fingers

-I want to invite you over but I'm afraid that you'll skyrocket my air conditioning bill

-Do you like soda? Because I'd like to mount and dew you

-of all your beautiful curves your smile is my favourite

-I heard you were good with algebra. Would you replace my ex without asking y

-That ass is bigger than my future

  • Theres only 1 thing I want to change about you, that's your last name

-where did you get that? That beautiful smile

-are you flappy bird? Becaud ei could tap you all night

-Can I borrow your phone? Because I told my ex id call her when I found someone better

-You have very lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on

-If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

-They call be fireman because I turn on the hoes

-They call me fireman because I make all the bitches wet

-Did you sit on sugar? Because that ass is sweet 

-I'd hide every chair in the world just so you would sit on my lap

-Are you termite? Because you're about to get a mouthful of wood

-My name is Mark, it's so you would know what to scream tonight

-If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come over for dinner ?

-Do you like imagine dragons? Can you imagine me draggin deez nuts across your face ?

-Let me tell you what I like in a girl. My dick

-Is your dad in jail? Because if I were your dad, I would be

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